In Totally Accurate Battle Simulator you pit waving arm men against each other and watch them fight it out. Be the strategic battle genius you've always known you are by guiding the waving arm dudes to victory against a wide variety of different armies.
TABS makes me feel like a dad on the front of a 1970s boxed game, Mousetrap or Battleship or whatever, clean-shaven in his v-neck pullover, bursting with paternal excellence. But unlike those games, TABS is constantly being updated and expanded, with new eras and new units and new puzzles. It’s something we can go back to, again and again. It’s like a little engine for funny narratives. My boy and I enjoy recollecting old war stories of battles won and lost, or positing fantastical potential conflicts between bizarre combinations.
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